I’m pictured here on the 2019 General Election trail with my Election Pledge and im pleased to report that I have kept that pledge !! 
I am the Official Monster Raving Loony Party Minister for Fatuos Slogans & Misspokements - I have stood in many elections and have been 100% successful  in never getting elected . 

In the 2019 General Election I stood in the Mid Worcestershire Constituency securing 638 votes reducing the Conservative candidates majority to a mere 28,000.  

In 2019 I was enobled by Prince Michael of Sealand and became a Lord of the Principality of Sealand . 
Motto: E Mare Libertas ‘From the sea, Freedom ‘

At the Official Monster Raving Loony Party Conference in 2019 , held at the George in Belper - I organised a successful World Record attempt - The Most Players to Play ‘Eye of the Tiger’ on tne Kazoo - the previous record was 96 and held by the USA . The Loony’s had 112 players and beat the record by 15 to become World Record Setters !!  

You can see the World Record here 


Singing Lessons for cats
Free Banjos for the tone deaf  
A log flume on Waterside
Nappies for pigeons
Translate the works of Shakespeare into English